In Memory of Norma (Duffy) Lyon, the ‘Butter-Cow Lady'

  • Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: So, the 4-H convention.
  • Toby Ziegler: We're not going.
  • Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: I don't get it. How can you not want to see the butter cow?
  • Toby Ziegler: I'm that way.
  • Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: You understand it's a life-size cow made entirely of butter.
  • Toby Ziegler: We're not going.
  • Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: There's also a butter Elvis and a butter Last Supper which has, I swear to God, Toby...
  • Toby Ziegler: Butter on the table?
  • Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: It's got butter on the table right there between butter James and butter Peter, an almost mind-blowing vortex of art and material that dares the viewer to recall Marcel Duchamp.
  • Toby Ziegler: How do they keep it from melting?
  • Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: How, indeed.
  • Nancy: Toby, you have a phone call in the staff cabin.
  • Toby Ziegler: Thank you.
  • Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter, butter.